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The government made this legal.
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Posted 2011-05-29, 10:58 AM
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I love being a woman. Especially in this day and age.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was having an affair. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit and his inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full ownership of the house, custody of our children, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face.

He whined like a little girl to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

Clearly, we are the superior gender.
Marajuana is next to become legal.
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Posted 2011-05-29, 12:03 PM in reply to Skurai's post "The government made this legal."
Anyone who thinks this is a "man's world" is a fool. Women have been running the show for a long time while making it look otherwise. A lot like the jews!
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Posted 2011-05-29, 12:12 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Anyone who thinks this is a "man's..."
Anyone who thinks this is a "drug free contry" is a fool. Pot heads have been getting away with it for a long time while getting arrested for the other stupid shit they do. A lot like the blacks!
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Posted 2011-05-29, 12:15 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Anyone who thinks this is a "drug free..."
My trollolol was way better
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Posted 2011-05-30, 06:11 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "My trollolol was way better"
I wasn't trolling.
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Posted 2011-05-30, 06:28 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "I wasn't trolling."
That's what she said.
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Posted 2011-06-03, 04:06 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "That's what she said."
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Posted 2011-06-03, 06:57 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Anyone who thinks this is a "man's..."
!King_Amazon! said: [Goto]
Anyone who thinks this is a "man's world" is a fool. Women have been running the show for a long time while making it look otherwise. A lot like the jews!
Whenever I hear anyone say this kind of stupid shit I immediately realize they don't know squat about women. You're the sucker that got cheated on and who lost his house. I'm the guy taking advantage of the woman and getting your alimony money just for fucking your wife. I'm the one running the show, not her.
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Posted 2011-06-03, 08:18 PM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "Whenever I hear anyone say this kind of..."
She's just letting you think that, fool.
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Posted 2011-06-09, 07:19 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "She's just letting you think that, fool."
In reality, I'm the one running the show! I used the Priestess' money to PAY her to cheat on you!
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Posted 2011-06-10, 12:46 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "In reality, I'm the one running the..."
The dick makes the rules.














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Posted 2011-06-12, 09:26 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "The dick makes the rules."
This makes me nerd rage.
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Posted 2011-06-13, 01:41 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "This makes me nerd rage."
What a cunt bitch slut whore.
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Posted 2011-06-14, 07:23 AM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "Whenever I hear anyone say this kind of..."
S2 AM said: [Goto]
Whenever I hear anyone say this kind of stupid shit I immediately realize they don't know squat about women. You're the sucker that got cheated on and who lost his house. I'm the guy taking advantage of the woman and getting your alimony money just for fucking your wife. I'm the one running the show, not her.
Nice misogyny. A true class act.
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Posted 2011-06-14, 09:00 AM in reply to Grav's post starting "Nice misogyny. A true class act."
I sure with I knew what the M-word means.
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Posted 2011-06-14, 10:55 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "I sure with I knew what the M-word..."
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I sure with I knew what the M-word means.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny

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Posted 2011-06-19, 10:12 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misogyny ..."
Are you a wizard!?
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Posted 2011-06-22, 12:40 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Are you a wizard!?"
http://the420times.com/2011/06/forme...-legalization/














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Posted 2011-06-22, 01:36 PM in reply to D3V's post starting "http://the420times.com/2011/06/former-u-..."
My only problem with that is that the guy is a "former" US Attorney. Why didn't he have the balls to support it when he was acting US Attorney? Oh, because that doesn't get you re-elected and probably ruins your career. What a douchebag.
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Posted 2011-06-22, 02:04 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "My only problem with that is that the..."
Being a douchebag is fun.














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