This is for JR, You Lecherous Old Bastard

http://www.theverge.com/2012/9/19/33...o-appreciating

As often is the way of the world, someone mentions something and then you end up being subjected to it a few days later - in this case, an article about Carly Rae Jepsen on The Verge appeared in my RSS reader.

I watched her damn music video, and it makes me want to drive icepicks through my eyes, and wash out my earholes with napalm.

I thought she was in her mid-to-late teens when I watched the video, only to find out that she's 26 when I Google her. What the fuck is up with that?! Why would a person try to make themselves come across as a youth?

And my god, the CHIN!

I stand by my previous statements regarding her. Millions of Jews.

Catchy, isn't it? Someday, she will have my babies.

Also, thanks for the callout! I feel so special.