Todays "WTF?!".

I don't care what the reasoning is, that little fat-ass redneck kid would get his ass beat in my house for pulling that shit. He has less than no say in the matter of the house being as nothing he does benefits the household. I blame the parents...


On a side note, I think she's pretty cute...

I thought he was british.

I love the way he used Cartoon/Movie quotes to communicate.

That's great.

I thought he was british.

Are you serious?! He's got the typical redneck twang. How on earth can you mistake him for living in my beautiful country? You're American, for Pete's sake...

Something about the southern accent annoys me. It sounds like...I dunno...lazy.

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Some people can totally pull it off, though.

My mother and step-father both have very strong southern accents. All of my family does. You will never hear it coming from me. I've done everything in my power to remove any trace of southern accent from my voice. It sounds unintelligent, to me. I just talk how I consider "normal". I don't have an accent of any kind, as far as I know.

Are you serious?!

Yes.

He's got the typical redneck twang.

Orly?

How on earth can you mistake him for living in my beautiful country? You're American, for Pete's sake...

Lol, to be honest, I dunno. I listened again and then it crossed my mind...
How are you watching american t.v.? Do we have the same stations???

Have you ever even heard an English person speak? NONE of the English accents sound even remotely like that kid, or any other southern accent.

Have you ever even heard an English person speak? NONE of the English accents sound even remotely like that kid, or any other southern accent.

Of course I've heard them speak! All my favorate movies are english...

Obviously not. Watch more Harry Potter.

Of course I've heard them speak! All my favorate movies are english...

Then tell me, how the FUCK did you get them confused?

The same way the Chinese characters in the Shaman King dub has British, while the British boy has a ichy through - NO IDEA.

How are you watching american t.v.? Do we have the same stations???

Erm... YouTube?

Oh... right.

Ehaha...
so why are you looking up reality t.v.?

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/ch...ate_mother.php

I'm not as sad as to sit and search for reality TV.

But what if I paid you to look for it, and, say post it weekly?
Of course, I'd need my own website for that. What am I even going on about, anymore?

I've got too much to do, I'm afraid, so no.

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Would anyone like to see a guy getting buzzed by an F-18?

I find it odd that that guy looks like he didn't move at all. o.O

Buzzed? Liiiike a hair cut? I didn't see anything...

That's because he didn't move! Nutter.

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"To buzz" has an informal definition of "to fly low over", which obviously pertains to aircraft.