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China Launches First Willing Manned Mission Into Space
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Posted 2008-10-03, 02:04 PM
The Chinese government is crazy!

I also had no idea that the Chinese were so far behind in space technology.

Some quotes:

Sun Laiyan said:
Today we send a man into space, fully conscious and without shackles.

The Reporter said:
China's first manned mission occurred when political prisoner Yang Li-Wei was knocked unconscious in his cell and awoke to find himself in orbit.

The Reporter said:
Chinese officials say the willing man is due to improvements in their space program, which now includes food and helmets for their astronauts.

Wu Jiao said:
Once, soldiers came and took away my father to be an astronaut, they said they would burn our house down if he did not go.

The Reporter said:
In order to fix any technical problems that may arise while in orbit, Zhang Tong has been provided with a hammer and two nails.

Sun Laiyan said:
Pending the success of the mission, we may even consider equipment upgrades that will make it possible for shuttles to return to earth.

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Posted 2008-10-03, 02:22 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "China Launches First Willing Manned..."
LMAO!

A hammer and 2 nails!!! Is this serious?
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Posted 2008-10-04, 12:34 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "China Launches First Willing Manned..."
Why do I find this hard to believe?
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Posted 2008-10-04, 12:41 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Why do I find this hard to believe?"
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Why do I find this hard to believe?
Onion News Network.
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Posted 2008-10-04, 01:02 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Onion News Network."
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Once soldiers came to my house and took my father away to be an astronaut. They threatened to burn our house down if we did not obey
I wish I was forced into a good paying job like that. Shit come knock on my door.
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Posted 2008-10-04, 01:10 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Onion News Network."
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Onion News Network.

Ah, I didn't even see the video. NoScript, you see.
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