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Posted 2010-01-29, 06:31 PM
A 7-year-old boy, and his 5-year-old brother are in their room. The 7-year-old tells his brother, "Hey, we should learn how to cuss." His brother replies, "Yeah! Yeah! Let's do it." The 7-year-old says, "Ok, I'll say hell, and you say ass." His brother agrees and they head downstairs quickly to show their mom. Their mom asks the older brother, "What would you like for breakfast?" "Awwww hell, gimme some Cheerios," he says. The mom smacks him up-side the side and tells him to go to his room. She asks the younger brother, "Well, what would you like for breakfast?" He replies, "I Don't know, but you bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"

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Posted 2010-01-29, 07:21 PM in reply to Snake's post "A Joke."
/crickets
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Posted 2010-01-29, 07:22 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "/crickets"
!King_Amazon! said: [Goto]
/crickets
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Posted 2010-01-30, 03:41 PM in reply to Snake's post "A Joke."
the joke is you
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Posted 2010-01-30, 07:36 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "the joke is you"
Wow, you mentailly ill doucher. You log in once every few days just to post once about how "stupid" I am, or how "bad" my threads are. Just stay the hell off, forever. I have no desire to see your name ever again. Go play in traffic irl, hippie.
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Posted 2010-01-30, 07:55 PM in reply to Snake's post starting "Wow, you mentailly ill doucher. You log..."
the joke is as funny as your mom getting pussy raped by her own fingers .. its not going to be funny unless its the one telling the joke
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Posted 2010-01-30, 08:00 PM in reply to jamer123's post starting "the joke is as funny as your mom..."
That's simply called masturbation. Read a book, preferably Kama Sutra and Learn a few things, kiddo. I thought it was funny, and I bet a few do to. I could give a shit less about what a pansy ass, like yourself thinks. Keep that in mind, faggot.
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Posted 2010-01-30, 08:20 PM in reply to Snake's post starting "That's simply called masturbation. Read..."
Well, I'm glad this thread managed to give me some laughs, even if the joke was lame.
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Posted 2010-01-30, 08:25 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Well, I'm glad this thread managed to..."
Thanks, I 'preciate the thumbs up.
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Posted 2010-01-30, 10:28 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "Well, I'm glad this thread managed to..."
Okay, my turn.

Two cancer patients walk into a bar... and they die. Crazy, right?
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Posted 2010-02-05, 10:58 AM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Okay, my turn. Two cancer patients..."
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Posted 2010-02-05, 06:28 PM in reply to Skurai's post starting "Okay, my turn. Two cancer patients..."
Not crazy, that's life. ^----Hippie.
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