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Posted 2004-07-26, 10:28 PM
I wrote this about 4 months ago for school. It got me an after school detention and thought it was worth posting so here:

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One day I saw the smallest thing
I started at it wondering wat to do
It just stood there looking back at me
So I thought he was taking a poo

I slowly started toward it
I really wanted to know what it was
So when I got up to him I yelled "whats up cuz"

He stood there still staring at me
Ithink I put him in shock
The moment was tough, didnt know what to do
sSo I tried to start a conversation startin with "Hear about Tupac"

Of course I get no reply
There was nothing else to do
Ithought real fast
so I bent down and took a poo

To my shock I relized
I started to move and twidget
I stood there feeling all stupid
To my suprise I was talking to a dead stuffed Midget


Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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Posted 2004-07-26, 11:37 PM in reply to Arbitus's post "Midgets"
I don't like it.
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Posted 2004-07-27, 12:21 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "I don't like it."
I dont like you but I didnt say anything.


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Posted 2004-07-27, 12:36 AM in reply to Arbitus's post starting "I dont like you but I didnt say..."
You don't even know me, hoser.
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Posted 2004-07-27, 12:40 AM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "You don't even know me, hoser."
Hoser?

Who cares if I know you or not skank. I've seen ur posts douche.


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Posted 2004-07-27, 12:41 AM in reply to Arbitus's post starting "Hoser? Who cares if I know you or..."
Hoser - http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=hoser&r=f
Arbitus, shut up now. You're making yourself look like an idiot.
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Posted 2004-07-27, 07:58 AM in reply to Slim's post starting "Hoser -..."
He's right, you do look like quite the idiot.
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Posted 2004-07-27, 06:29 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "He's right, you do look like quite the..."
Why the hell did that get you a detention?
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Posted 2004-07-27, 08:42 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "Why the hell did that get you a..."
It's not even funny.
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