3 wishes

if you were granted 3 wishes to any magnitude, what would they be?

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CANT WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES OR FOR MORE
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for my 3, my main wish would be to be an invicible vampire NOT INVISIBLE!!! why? i would be invicible, never dying, never aging, i would be uber strong as vampires are, i would be uber fast as they are, and uber sneaky. id be able to take on anything at any given time, and being invicible, i would be invulnerable to vampires normal vulnerabilities.

as for my second wish, i would wish for instantly regenerating body parts. you see, it would be pointless to be invicible if you could get your arms chopped off, and render you almost harmless to anyone or anything for that matter. if someone blow a huge hole in my stomach with a shotgun, it would instantly regenerate, phasing me nothing.

and for my 3rd and final wish, i would wish to be able to cast any truly magic, ie fireballs, lightning, any of that good stuff. this way, i could be invisible if i wanted, and completely stealthy. or if i wanted, i could just torch innocent civilians. also, you think you would be sneaky by dropping a nuke on me and disintegrating (not sure about spelling) all my body parts so i cant regenerate, well, i could just cast a force field, or teleport to wherever i want. also, with my telekenesis skills i could fuck with peoples heads, move stuff for shits and giggles, fuck with peoples head.

i would be a villian, the strongest out there, unstoppable. i would have no hench man, and anyone who offered their services to me would be exterminated in the blink of an eye, just because they think they can even near the magnitude of my power.

these are just my 3 wishes, share yours, flame mine, do whatever, stay as possible to on topic as you can though.

You have no life.

1) A fridge with a neverending supply of uberfood.

2) I can live my entire life doing nothing.

3) Quikspy dies.

Originally posted by Wiccan][V][asta You have no life.

how so? but you did stay on topic being i said flame

Originally posted by GravitonSurge 2) I can live my entire life doing nothing.

dont you do that nowadays pretty much anywayz?

I would wish for a bottemless bag of items. I would be able to withdraw any item from the bag that I wanted and never have it go empty.
I would wish for a remote control that has power over everything rationally possible for it to control. Not only can it open your garage and crank you car, it can make the sun go down and the moon come out. It can turn you invisible and light trees afire, etc etc. It would best be described as an all-powerful modern magic wand.
Lastly, I would wish for boundless knowledge. I would want to know all languages, to have inexpressible wisdom, to know of all events present and past. (Best not to toy with the future)

Those are my wishes.

1) omnipotent

2) omnicognizant

3) a peanut butter sandwich

1.invisibility (controllable)
2.communism that works.
3.instant teleportation

you dont need infinite wishes if you have what i wished for! btw wishing for wishes isnt right, and shouldnt be allowed, therefore i will edit my above post and say that. and if you could wish for infinite wishes, i would wish that no wish could make grav stfu

1:legalized marijuana [no other drugs(crime)]
2:i want a wallet that regenerates money but not TOO fast.. like 100k a year.
3:well....shit.. what else is there...

Originally posted by GravitonSurge 3) Quikspy dies.

Well, thank Christ somebody wished for it. Now, I don't have to waste one of mine!

Originally posted by DKWicked 1) omnipotent 2) omnicognizant 3) a peanut butter sandwich

What were were you shoting for? I looked up omnicognizant at Dictionary.com and these were the spelling suggestions:

Oengus

Omega Centauri

on occasion

once again

onchocerciasis

oncogene

one-sixth

Oniscus

Onychogalea

I know, but look up cognizant, then look up omni.....I just put em together......cause Im OMNIPOTANT

1: To understand the world the way it is(truelly)
2: To have telekinisis like abilities where i could do whatever i want or make whatever i want just by thinking about it
3: Never to wory about anything, and know who i am

Originally posted by "CRØNîC-KîLLå" 1: To understand the world the way it is(truelly) 2: To have telekinisis like abilities where i could do whatever i want or make whatever i want just by thinking about it 3: Never to wory about anything, and know who i am

put alot of thought into that one nice job Cron

Originally posted by DKWicked I know, but look up cognizant, then look up omni.....I just put em together......cause Im OMNIPOTANT

So.. to have complete understanding/knowledge?

Try omniscient.

1) To be with the perfect girl
2) A regenerative wallet like adrenachrome
3) Profound Knowledge

i wouldnt want too much knowledge i like learning things
and i dont beleive there is a perfect girl
so i wouldnt wish for something that doesnt exist

my 3 wishes
1) (and most important one of all) The Death of TACO X
2) To live with my girl friend
3) one more wish
4)to be a god(like the all powerful god the one and only god)

Originally posted by heXXor 3) one more wish

Originally posted by ask_rabber ----- EDIT CANT WISH FOR INFINITE WISHES OR FOR MORE -----

Eat a TENGA!!