Laffy Taffy Jokes

I'm eating a bunch of Laffy Taffy and noticed they all have jokes on them, so I'm going to post them here for the hell of it, maybe just for you to see how incredibly lame they are. Some of them don't even make sense.

Why did the ghost join the team?
Because they needed spirit.


Why did the mouse sleep under the oil can?
So he wouldn't squeek in the morning.


What do you call Robin Hood's mother?
Mother hood.*


How does every baseball player get a hit?
He sings a song.


More to come...

I've decided I'll put a * by the ones that I don't understand/don't find the funny in.

Where does the Colonel put his army?
In his sleevy


When do baseball players wear suits of armor?
During knight games.


What did yes say to no?
Maybe.


Why did the elephant wear green shoes?
So he could hide in the grass.******(wtf?)

Why did the elephant wear green shoes? So he could hide in the grass.******(wtf?)

yea thats fucken weird

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.


What do you call a mean-tempered horse?
A nightmare.(Fucking stupid)


What did the horse say when he tripped?
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!


What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.


Why do insects bother you?
Because they are bugs.(Fucking stupid)


What happened to the egg when it laughed?
It cracked up.


What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.


Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
It felt like bacon.


What did the wall say to the corner?
I'll meet you at the roof.


Why did the boy put glue on his pencil?
He wanted his word to stick.


More later...

That's a lot of taffy...

And there's lots more where that came from.

Why did the baby ghost cry?
Because he got a boo-boo.

What store do dogs refuse to go to?
The flea market

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoons it could be done

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

You keep eating all that taffy and your ass is gonna get FAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoons it could be done

That's harsh.. haha.

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

HA!

This one's pretty good...

Why did the elephant wear green shoes? So he could hide in the grass.******(wtf?)

He paints his TOES green to hide in the grass when we all know he's so big. Kinda...

Wow, those are lame jokes.

i want some taffy now

Those jokes suck. Go get a refund.

The taffy is yummy though.


Do doctors make housecalls?
Yes, but your house has to be really sick.

What does the bunny say on Jan. 1st?
Hoppy New Year!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ban-na-na-na*****(WTF??)

What do you get when you cross a fish and a cat?
A catfish(Kill me now...)

What did the math book tell the pencil?
I have a lot of problems(Fucking emo book)

Why did the dog throw the clock out the window?
It was full of ticks.

BTW, I have banana taffy and strawberry taffy. The banana taffy is great, it's like a banana that just melts in my mouth.


What do you do if a rhino charges you?
Give him your credit card.


Why wouldn't they let the stink bug into the movie?
He only had one scent and it wasn't enough.


Why was the ocean arrested?
Because it beat upon the shore.


What flies and helps people?
A helidoctor(WTF)


What pounds in your ears?
The drum(more like my dick)


What bee does well in school?
A spelling bee.

Lol, how many Laffy Taffy's are you buying?

Watch out you dont get addicted, Cookie Monster is back on his shit again.

that is hilarious

It's a bunch of mini taffy's in this bag of candy I bought. For ever 2 jokes I post, I ate 1 taffy.

Don't get to high on that taffy. Use self control.

I had severe insomnia last night, I bet it was from the taffy.