Last night was fun... or so I thought.

So, I went to a party last night. All was good. Some vodka and beer were present as well as some weed(which I didn't smoke ). I got piss ass drunk and I was thinking the whole time, "Wow, I didn't throw up. Go me."

So, my ride is leaving and I hop in the back behind the seat because it's a full car. Big fucking mistake. I'm getting jostled around and doing sommersaults and shit; my stomach is hurting. When we get to our destination, I open up the back and run out and puke. Blah, I hate puking.

I finally make it inside and head straight to the bathroom to lay down. Apparently, bathroom floors are comfortable now because I fell asleep in there. I awake about 30 minutes later to hear my friend's mom asking, "Is TR(that's me) drunk!? Why the fuck is there a drunk person here? Is he gonna be ok..?" - blown cover.

I've got some fucking injuries as well. Last night we were all in a big garage with an electric grill for a heater. I was making my way through the crowd and I tripped and to stop falling I stuck my damn hand on the grill. It's fucking burnt. My other hand's middle finger knuckle is broken because I punched a wall. Why'd I do that? This girl that told me she liked me about a week earlier was being a total fucking bitch by not talking to me and cussin' me out. I also have about 5 cuts on my forehead where I smashed two beer cans.

Good night.

that sucks

how could she cuss you out,but not be talking to you...haha jk.

i punched a wall once in an old house. The dry wall was old and i missed a stud, so i was alright. Just a sore wrist for a few days.

He he. I conned someone into punching a wall once. Can't remember why or how.

Ah, happy days.

I can only say that this is all your fault.

THat's why alcohol is evil, and pot and shrooms rule. =D

Hey shut up Sovereign.

You deserved it.

THat's why alcohol is evil, and pot and shrooms rule. =D

Meh, after I get re-drug tested I'll be back to my stoner habits.

K_A, surprisingly enough, I don't agree with you. The cuts and the hand are my fault, but this girl had no reason to ignore me at all. Her best friend was puking everywhere and she was trying to take care of her and all I asked was, "Is she gonna be ok?" and the bitch flipped out. "OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE," she replied.

Today she tried to act all cool with me. Fuck that, you're cut off ho.

Haha good story man, it's always fun to hear about people's drunken moments.

Why is it that smashing an empty beer can on your head always appears to be a decent idea at the time when you're drunk? I always do that shit.. Advice: Don't do it anymore, I have a nice permanent scar above my right temple from doing that shit too much. Took out a nice chunk in my head a few times..

Drunk shit is fun! Good stuff!

You put yourself in the situation.

It does make for intersting nights though. It's not always bad to be in those types of situations.

Well, I can smack the top of a beer bottle and make the bottom fly off.

How's that?

Whenever I've been drunk it's just been with a couple of friends and we usually just play video games and listen to music.

That's no fun, though. Get a couple of chicks in there and a good atmosphere and all is well.

I've actually seen it done before, but honestly, as much as I've tried, and trust me, I've tried a lot, I could never do it. It is something with the way you cup your hand and create enough air pressure in the bottle to just pop the bottom off.

Make a webcam video of it Adrena!

Now.

I've actually seen it done before, but honestly, as much as I've tried, and trust me, I've tried a lot, I could never do it. It is something with the way you cup your hand and create enough air pressure in the bottle to just pop the bottom off. Make a webcam video of it Adrena! Now.

Will do, soon.. all I got is cans around..


It's more the motion than the shape of your hand.. fuckit you'll see..

hahahhahahahahahhahhahhaha owned yourself.

Worst possible thing though, if you didn't get caught, you would have had a hell of a time explaining what happened to you.

lol lol wheres the rofl copter when you need it?