skurai

I am sending you on a holy quest to learn about the word "bovious." It is a word from the beforetimes and you will seek it out through searches and HTML. Know that it is a dangerous and perilous journey that will require much training and the help of friends.

I will give you the Vibrator of Justice, which deals 1d8 + 1 damage and the Shield of No Cornholing, which will add to your AC by 4. You are to take two others to help you accompany you on your quest.

Good luck unchosen one!

*Incomprehensible happiness and excitement beyond any belief...*

*Equips items*

Ok, now who should I pick... my best two friends are...

Either D3V, Senessia, GLG or Lenny...

Senessia and GLG seem reliable.
*Invites them to party*

Your party seems...interesting. Best of luck.

And a bit empty - Senesia has gone missing, and GLG has left.

Usernames could not be found.

I'm not missing.

How the fuck could I not tell what bovious ment??

boviously a ruhtard

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yesterday I read page 3. Today, I read pages 1, 2, and 3.. now this story makes sense.