To all you soccer guys out there

What?!

How dare they call a Rugby ball a football! Then's just stupid! It's a god damn RUGBY BALL!

And why call Rugby Football when Football is Football and Rugby is Rugby?

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Comiserations about the Cricket. You guys really looked like you had it won for most of the last test. You played damn good. The best team lost.

A ball for rugby is like a watermelon, correct?

Those are good balls. You can't go wrong with Gilbert balls.

Rugby: a game of two halfs played by men with weird shaped balls.

It's a great game. And can be pretty violent. The only protection people wear is a mouthguard...and the person who holds up the scrum wears a leather helmet.