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Greatest Hacker in the world
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Posted 2005-04-29, 08:07 PM
This was taken off a forum I visited....

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The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an [Please control your cussing] insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called bitchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.



* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: why do you kick me
bitchchecker: can't you discus normally
bitchchecker: answer!
Elch: we didn't kick you
Elch: you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
bitchchecker: what ping man
bitchchecker: the timing of my pc is right
bitchchecker: i even have dst
bitchchecker: you banned me
bitchchecker: amit it you son of a bitch
HopperHunter|afk: LOL
HopperHunter|afk: shit you're stupid, DST
bitchchecker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
bitchchecker: for two weaks already
bitchchecker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
Elch: You're a real computer expert
bitchchecker: shut up i hack you
Elch: ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are
bitchchecker: tell me your network number man then you're dead
Elch: Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
Elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1
Elch: yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
bitchchecker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Elch: Now I'm frightened
bitchchecker: shut up you'll be gone
bitchchecker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
bitchchecker: say goodbye
Elch: to whom?
bitchchecker: to you man
bitchchecker: buy buy
Elch: I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.



* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
Metanot: lol
Elch: bitchchecker - Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
bitchchecker: you're so stupid man
bitchchecker: say buy buy
Metanot: ah, [Please control your cussing] off
bitchchecker: buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.



* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
bitchchecker: elch you son of a bitch
Metanot: bitchchecker how old are you?
Elch: What's up bitchchecker?
bitchchecker: you have a frie wal
bitchchecker: fire wall
Elch: maybe, i don't know
bitchchecker: i'm 26
Metanot: such behaviour with 26?
Elch: how did you find out that I have a firewall?
Metanot: tststs this is not very nice missy
bitchchecker: because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
bitchchecker: be a man turn that shit off
Elch: cool, didn't know this was possible.
bitchchecker: thn my virus destroys your pc man
Metanot: are you hacking yourselves?
Elch: yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
Metanot: he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
bitchchecker: yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
Metanot: what firewall do you have?
bitchchecker: like a girl
Metanot: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl
He: Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
bitchchecker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
Elch: Noo
Metanot: he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
bitchchecker: you're afraid
bitchchecker: i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
bitchchecker: elch turn off your shit wall!
Metanot: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
bitchchecker: shut up
Metanot: lol
bitchchecker: my grandma surfs with fire wall
bitchchecker: and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall



He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.



Elch: bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
Metanot: bitchhacker can't hack
Black TdV: nice play on words
bitchchecker: wort man
Elch: bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
Metanot: how many times again he is no hacker
bitchchecker: man do you want a virus
bitchchecker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Metanot: lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..
Elch: 127.0.0.1
Elch: it's easy
bitchchecker: lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
bitchchecker: and are the first files being deleted
Elch: mom...
Elch: i'll take a look



In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?



bitchchecker: don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
Elch: that's bad
bitchchecker: elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
Elch: yes, there's nothing i can do about it
bitchchecker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone



Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.



bitchchecker: tupac rules
bitchchecker: elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too



Drive E:? Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?



bitchchecker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
He: why doesn't meta say anything
Elch: he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
Black TdV:
bitchchecker: your d: is gone
He: go on BITCH



The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.



bitchchecker: elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
bitchchecker: i'm already at c: 30 percent



Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?



* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

Post edited by: Zephon, at: 2005/04/17 12:08
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Posted 2005-04-29, 08:18 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Greatest Hacker in the world"
Heh. I was about to post this today. It's been on just about every forum I go to.
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Posted 2005-04-29, 09:53 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Greatest Hacker in the world"
Older than olde
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Posted 2005-04-29, 11:03 PM in reply to Grav's post starting "Older than olde"
Riiiiight. H4X0R!z!














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Posted 2005-04-30, 01:22 AM in reply to D3V's post starting "Riiiiight. H4X0R!z!"
Old!

I saw this a while ago, becuase I'm so cool!
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Posted 2005-04-30, 02:20 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Heh. I was about to post this today...."
Forum whore!
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Posted 2005-04-30, 06:54 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "Forum whore!"
IT's new to me. And quite funny, too.


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Posted 2005-04-30, 10:07 AM in reply to -=Rico-GP=-'s post starting "Forum whore!"
-=Rico-GP=- said:
Forum whore!
That I am.
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Posted 2005-04-30, 10:15 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "That I am."
Lolz.

He haxd liek pR0!!!23
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Posted 2005-04-30, 10:38 AM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Lolz. He haxd liek pR0!!!23"
That is probably one of the stupidest "hacker impersonators" i've seen in my life. If that guy is seriously 26 he needs to get off his computer and go back to his Yugi-oh cards.














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Posted 2005-04-30, 10:45 AM in reply to slaynish's post starting "Lolz. He haxd liek pR0!!!23"
slaynish said:
Lolz.

He haxd liek pR0!!!23
Fuck you!!!, Slaynish.
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Posted 2005-04-30, 11:41 AM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Greatest Hacker in the world"
Yay for brainless script-kiddies.
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Posted 2005-04-30, 12:57 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "Yay for brainless script-kiddies."
FUCK IN ASS

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Posted 2005-04-30, 02:31 PM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Fuck you!!!, Slaynish."
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Fuck you!!!, Slaynish.

omg noo!!!

you mean

Fuck you!!!23!!!
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Posted 2005-04-30, 03:12 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Greatest Hacker in the world"
Semi-funny.
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Posted 2005-04-30, 07:25 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Semi-funny."
I didn't laff. :-\
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Posted 2005-04-30, 08:17 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "I didn't laff. :-\"
New to me, I thought it was funny.

"i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead"

The bad thing about it is stuff like that happens in IRC all of the time. It really isn't anything new, just hang out in IRC and you see shit like this every day.
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Posted 2005-04-30, 09:23 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "New to me, I thought it was funny. ..."
I absolutely love the "your firewall blocked my shit and turned it back on me." This guys is amazingly stupid.
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Posted 2005-04-30, 09:39 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post starting "New to me, I thought it was funny. ..."
!King_Amazon! said:
"i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead"

The bad thing about it is stuff like that happens in IRC all of the time. It really isn't anything new, just hang out in IRC and you see shit like this every day.
Not the channels I hang out in.
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Posted 2005-05-01, 12:11 AM in reply to Demosthenes's post starting "Not the channels I hang out in."
Me neither. Go Trivia!! w00t!


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