40 Things that only happen in movies

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17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

31. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.


Hahahahha

Funny shit

They don't have the one about the fact that even when on a straight road and you're seeing the driver of the car (and the road behind), the driver will always move the wheel without needing to...

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Hahaha!

There are probably more laws, but one wouldn't want to think about it much.

23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

Hahahaha

8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.

That is sooo true.

funny shit well done

No-one in films ever bothers to lock their car whe they get out.