Zelaron.com conspiracy!

It's true, zelaron.com is actualy run by space gnomes living on the moon! This is part of a larger gnome government conspiracy to move all websites to the moon, and the secret takeover of zelaron is just a test, more sites will fall to this secret movement! We must stop them before it's too late! Say no to moon co-location! I beleive this is step two to the underpants gnome's plan to steal all the underwear in the world.

Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2: Construct server launch vehicle and moon co-location center out of underpants.
Step 3: Profit

Ooooh, red dot on my forehead...BANG...

*blows smoke away from the tip of his gun*

Gentlemen:

We are the Internet Copyright Enforcement agents for Zelaron Incorporated, LTD, the legal associates of Zelaron.com.

It has come to our attention that you are investigating government information used to operate the forum on this website, and we were unable to locate a valid OD-518
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OR

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International Infringement Enforcement Agent

It's hard to tell whether that was sarcasm or not =|

I'm scared now...

bleh

Haha dumbass.

Haha dumbass.

Thanks for that exccelent motivational speech, i shall cherish it for the rest of my life.

I wasn't too concerned, since i hadn't commited any crime, but i don't know him, and figured he might actualy be serious, and have intentions of taking legal action. But yeah, i guess i was a bit of a dumbass for even thinking he might be serious.