What annoys you about your parents?

What annoys you about your parents? Mine: mom-paranoia, dad-redneck (he uses "nigger" instead of african americans and he loves his lawnmower as much as his car)

Dad: Self-serving ass.
Mom: Mopes around when I don't do something she wants me to.

Dad: Anal to the extreme. Yells at me all the time for the stupidest shit, and thinks he knows everything.

Mom: Says stupid things and annoys the hell out of me sometimes, and is constantly crying and shit (divorce), thinking she is the only one with problems... yeah, really annoying.

I love them both though.

Dad: HELLA anal. According to him, I have never once been right in my 17 years of existance. Yelling at me rules, too!

Mom: Too controlling/protective/worried.

Dad: Hypocrisy, always thinks he's right

Mom: No complaints, she rocks

Dad: A little strict.

Mom: Nothing.

Dad: Yells a shit load, especially when it comes to computers which he knows nothing about. Cant even turn them on, but he yells at me for being on it to long and stuff like that. Besides that he's cool.

Mom: Can get mad easily, bossy.

Dad: Aside from an incredibly short fuse, he's the coolest dad in the world IMO. I love him lots.

Mom: Dead, though she had sluttish tendancies when she was alive. I still loved her, though.

Dad: No annoyances, he's layed-back and we get along good.

Mom: Doesn't respect privacy, very anal, always suspicious, and nags alot.

Dad: Breathes too much, chews to loudly.

Mom: Dead, nothing though.

Dad: Self-serving ass. Mom: Mopes around when I don't do something she wants me to.

I thought your pops was cool. Doesn't he play D2 with you?

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Dad: short tempered, always waits untill the last moment with everything.
Mom: bitches about everything, thinks she knows alot, judges stuff far too easily.

They have just about all the qualities I hate most in a person...

My parents are losers.

Like father like son.

Ouch.... just... ouch.

Dad: Nothing. He lets me drink, he's rich What more can i say?

Mom:

Fucking please. My mom sucks, she doesnt let friends sleep over, she think i make dishes and eat all this stuff when my brother has like 9 friends sleep over and they all make huge ass dinners and dont even eat all of it. I do most of the dishes and take the trash out, fix my living room and my room. my brother and mom dont do shit cept pay the bills. Me... Well i do all the fucking shit and when i want some people to come over she says " No, Last time they slept over they trashed my house" When she doesnt remember that my bro had like 5 other friends ove.

FUcking please.

Your mom sucks dude :/ That's just pure evil.

Thats evil...but..

you are the bitch of the house.

Mother: Too controlling, doesn't trust me, always mopes, acts like she's the only one with problems, constantly trying to cause problems with everything, lies to my father about me, etc.

Step-father: Yells way too much, always agrees with everything my mother says, other than that he's cool.

Father: The only thing I can think of is he says "You know" between every sentence but that's nothing compared to the above. He loves gaming, I hang out with him a lot, we ALWAYS agree, ALWAYS get along, he's very understanding and very intelligent and he always looks out for me without being controlling like my mother.

Oh, yes, I forgot to add my step-parents.

Adding on:

Dad: HELLA anal. According to him, I have never once been right in my 17 years of existance. Yelling at me rules, too!
Mom: Too protective and worried.
Step-Mom: Evil incarnate. I hate everything about this woman. I cannot stand her, I do not want to stand her, I wish she would get the fuck out.
Step-Dad: He's cool. He used to get drunk alot and cuss out my mom, but he doesn't do any of that anymore and he's changed his life around.