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Questions about 2010 Canadian Olympics
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Posted 2007-10-10, 11:56 AM
This is pretty funny, someone e-mailed it to me. Normally I hate such things, but I felt this one was good enough to actually post here.

Questions about Canada for the 2010 Olympics

Now that Vancouver has been chosen to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, people from around the world are posting some hilarious questions on an International Tourism Website. The questions are true whereas the answers are obviously not.

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?(UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.


Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.


Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto. Can I follow the Railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.


Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.


Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. (Italy)
A: Lets not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?


Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da is that big country to your North, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.


Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we will send the rest of the directions.


Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.


Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is, oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, right after the hippo races. Come naked.


Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.


Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere you see significant numbers of Americans gather.


Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.


Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.


Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.


Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. Its a kind of big horse with horns. (USA)
A: Its called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.
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Posted 2007-10-10, 02:09 PM in reply to !King_Amazon!'s post "Questions about 2010 Canadian Olympics"
None of them made me actually laugh out loud but a couple made me smile
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Posted 2007-10-10, 02:13 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post starting "None of them made me actually laugh out..."
They're all stupid!
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Posted 2007-10-10, 06:18 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "They're all stupid!"
Thats the point I would think.
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Posted 2007-10-11, 01:47 PM in reply to Jamesadin's post starting "Thats the point I would think. :)"
I dunno. I got a chuckle out of the hippo racing and subsequent Vienna Boys Choir questions.
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