Great news!

I'm looking at you Vault Dweller. Huh.. huh... cmon buddy.
http://www.parentdish.com/2008/05/08...865x1200070545

One-third of married moms have cheated!

Most surprising - at least to me - was the fact that 34 percent of married moms said they had cheated on their spouses after having children. Why all the sneaking around? The answer may lie in another statistic: only 36 percent said they are as attracted to their husbands now as when they first married. And according to the survey results, even those who haven't cheated are thinking about it. More than half admitted considering an affair since having children.

It's telling you how to break em down and exploit that.

You looking to get on that old horse again, Kaneda?

No no no. I'm a straight man chief. I'm happier than I ever could be single.

You really expect us to believe that bullshit?

Haha, agreed.