Gwar

Three lovely song selections from The Scumdogs Of The Universe themselves, GWAR!

"Immortal Corrupter"

Centuries of Carnage.
Centuries of Chaos yet unfolding.
A planet built on bone.
Spinning in a space, unmolded.

Armies are arrayed.
Like toys on tabletops.
It's almost funny
Bodies raped and flayed.
The sea is red with blood.
The sky is sunny.

Immortal Corrupter.

Your entrails are displayed.
Upon a rack, we break the bones within you.
Your fighters are dismayed.
And wonder if it is wise to continue.

To resist my will.
The babies that I bake fill a volcano.
I'm clogging up the kill.
My wretched baby-paste requires Drano.

I'm out of my mind
Immortal Corrupter.
Malignance defined.

Chew the womb.
Seal the tomb.
Leave the dead behind.
Immortal Corrupter.
Dagger of the mind.

The betrayer is enraged.
His mask is broke, his crimson hauberk cloven.
His brains, they are arrayed.
Amongst the ruin of lies he'd spoken.

Immortal Corrupter.

And if I was a sperm,
I'd consecrate my germ,
And then continue.
And if I was a worm,
I'd find a way
That I could crawl up in you.

Crawl up in you!

If I was a sperm...
Immortal.
If I was a worm...
Corrupter.
If I was a sperm, if I was a germ, if I was a...

I'm out of my mind.
Immortal Corrupter.
Malignance defined.
Immortal Corrupter.
Dagger of the mind.


"Babyraper"

Babyraper, sperm creator.
Hulking brutish masturbator.
Babyraper, emasculator yeah!
Fleshy, flap-valve navigator.
Never leave me, Babyraper.
Melted cum ejaculator.
Spackled filth evaporator yeah!
High colonic spackulator.

The Babyraper.
The Babyraper.

My quest for sex consumes all my life.
Being a god, I do what I like.
I know it hurts you when I fuck a child.
Consumed with cumming, I've simply gone wild.
Drinking and drowning in lakes full of lust.
I'll still jerk off, even when I cum dust!

My sex is my hatred, my penis a tool.
My balls are imploding, I'm playing the fool.
My buttcrack is folding the crap that it's holding.
I heap it all over the stool.

Oh! The Babyraper! Yeah!

I'm the fucking Babyraper.
I'm the guy that stiffed the waiter.
Mangled pubic flagellator.
Turgid bowel exaggerator.
Fleshy flap-valve gladiator.


"I'm Fucking An Animal"

Oh...I'm...fuckin an animal!

Fuckin' an animal!
Holding on the horns.
I'm fuckin' and animal!
I'm involved with porn.
I'm fuckin' an animal!
Sure is nice and warm in here.

In my animal...
Drinking fifty beers.
Fuckin' an animal!
Blowing fifty steers.
Fuckin' an animal!
Oh, I'm a fuckin' queer.
Fuckin' an animal!

Didn't have to take her on a date.
Just had to stand here on a crate.
No taking, no torment.
No long-term commitment.
Just me and my animal...
Getting my dick bent!

I'm fuckin' an animal!
Didn't have to say please.
Fuckin' an animal!
With Legionnaire's disease.
Fuckin' an animal!
Damn hard on the knees!
Fuckin' an animal!

Animal!
Animal fucker on the loose!
Fuckin' an animal!
I'll go from dog to goose.
Fuckin' an animal!
One time I fucked a moose.
Fuckin' an animal!

Now the animal's in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
But now it's starts to rain.
But, I'm still the same...

Meet my animal!
Oh animal!
Lovely animal!
Animal, animal, animal, animal, animal!

Not proud of what I do.
I'm fuckin' an animal!
I had a great time at the zoo.
I'm fuckin' an animal!
'Cause you won't let me fuck YOU.

Animal!

Um. Gwar fucking sucks.

My God, you just keep peeling back layer after layer of shitty character traits.

Who the fuck would name a song, "babyraper?" I'm gonna have to go with Symsdchfakhaksf on this one. That's just fucking stupid.

GWAR would name a song "Babyraper." So would Stephen Lynch. And they are comedic geniuses for it. You have no taste.

If I were gay... we would swim in romance, but I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants. I love Stephen Lynch.

And if I were gay, I would tear down the walls...but I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand!

emmmmmmmmm yeah comedic geniuses, suuure. (phones drug addicted evil skeleton asylum)