51. Ladies, if you are sucking a guys dick SUCK IT! Dont run your lips up and down it like a candy cane, or put it in your mouth just to get it moist, suck that thang like your siphoning the gas from a 747!
I have been meeting way to many women lately who dont know the first thing about giving head. Maybe I need to find some women my age???? Nahhhhhhhhh
I dont agree with all that garbage.... if you live your life all about sex, then you aren't living.
You people annoy me. This isn't something to critique on whether or not you agree with it, it is merely for enjoyment. Obviously, this thread has gone over most of the heads of the members here. If you had even the slightest inkling of sex and sexual experiences, you would be ROFLYFAOIRL.
Christ, yet another wasted thread of comedy on the feeble minds of 12 year olds...
I most full-heartedly agree with #9. I hate licking that shit... Fucking most disgusting thing ever.
If I am going to eat a girl out, bitch better have a large supply of flavored SOMETHING. Fuck, pour soda on it, I dont care, anything to take the taste off... ACK! :Takes mind off of it...:
Whew.
Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
Chill out Slay, this is the Chat Forum. And no, don't bring it to the Flame Forum, you already contaminated that place enough.
VM, again, why is everyone taking this thread as if I actually wrote it? This is more of a players guide for picking up chicks at a bar than anything else, why can't you people get that through your head!!! AAARRRGGGGG!!!!
You've contaminiated these forums enough, im getting fed up with zelaron and their smart ass comments anyways. Not saying im going to leave but somone needs to do somthing, maybe you. But wait, you cant do anything. Hah.
Okay someone either needs to temp ban slaynish until he learns how to calm down, or he needs to control that 11yr old attitude......but please someone learn to control the childen.
51. Ladies, if you are sucking a guys dick SUCK IT! Dont run your lips up and down it like a candy cane, or put it in your mouth just to get it moist, suck that thang like your siphoning the gas from a 747!
I have been meeting way to many women lately who dont know the first thing about giving head. Maybe I need to find some women my age???? Nahhhhhhhhh
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Yeah, I guess i forgot that its just thoughts, but i dont really think that way, and i guess im too young to understand, Sorry for wasting your 'time.'