OWWWW.. My eye.

I had my eye surgeory yesterday. It hurts a bit. It's all red, you can't see any white in my eye. It's great to actually get some time offa work though. Even if I have to have my eye muscles cut on to do it.

Cheers to a speedy recovery.

Why'd they cut out your eye muscles?

Did they surgeorize one eye or both?

*pokes eye with a fork*

that sounds painful... unless they give u some painkillers... then u should just take them and chase them down with some beer and all will be good again

To re-align my eyes. They on.y cut the ones in my right eyes. And they gave me tylenol 3 and viccodin. But Viccodin makes me sick, so I'm usin gthe tylenol.

oh, i thought some1 skeet on your eye and you had an allergy.

You should say you have glaucoma and get some legal weed.

Lol!!!(> -.-)> <( -.-)> <( -.-<)

You should say you have glaucoma and get some legal weed.

If my eye ever gets messed up, this is what I'm doing.

Yah, but we expect that from you.

I'm predictable!

I'm imitatable!

I'm imitatable.

Resident Jew's abortable

So your like a German running around shooting Jews w/ a handgun, and trying stop the evil Haunaka Corporation.

Um, no. "Resident Jew" is the ironic title we gave to an anti-semite to piss him off. I'm saying he should have been aborted.

Even though he was not aborted, I'm glad that he aborted this forum, he was nothing but a pain and an anal jackass.

<lil jon> YEAH!!!! </lil jon>