My first hit n run ^_^.

Today was a big day for me...I had my first hit n run...

This is what happend:

I hit this guy's car in the parking lot and ran .


I'll tell u guys the rest of the story when I'm not this lazy.

Somebody should take a baseball bat to your taillight.

Once I fell into a lake and squished a fish. This is similar to that, except cars don't swim.

Once I fell into a lake and squished a fish. This is similar to that, except cars don't swim.

Hit n run makes you a man!

But foreal I'm kinda dissapointed for the big dent on the side .

ERm... If you get caught on a video camera where you were, you're fucked.

Where was this at.

Once I fell into a lake and squished a fish. This is similar to that, except cars don't swim.

Dont you live in the lake .. shamu?

And this thread sucks.. I hope you get a felony charge slapped on you KAOS and you go to jail.

Yeah D3V, go call the cops.

I've had a hit and run before, where I was the one being hit. I was driving on my bike on the side of the road, then this fool drives along and just hits my handlebars and part of my arm with his side mirror, the thing flew off and was totally busted. He just steps on the gas and zoof he's gone, asshole. I was like wtf was that? Luckily only he had damage, because the side mirror comes off pretty easily so I didnt lose control over my bike or anything.

I hope your penis rots off, a midget kicks in the balls and poors rock salt into you penis stump.

Dont you live in the lake .. shamu? And this thread sucks.. I hope you get a felony charge slapped on you KAOS and you go to jail.

Shut the fuck up, whiney bitch. Why don't you go call the FBI on Kaos again and tell them he did a hit n run. Faget.

Once I fell into a lake and squished a fish. This is similar to that, except cars don't swim.

You mean all the fishes right?

Actually by "a lake" I meant "your mom's bed" and by "squished a fish" I meant "pounded my cock into her vagina."

hi2u grav, send nekked lake pix .

I was parkign at the mall the other daya nd this bitch is parked really bad ont eh car beside, so i turn in and my tire scratches like a finger of paint off her rear bumper...too bad she was rigth there or else i would ahve taken off

It didn't take that fucker a week to do something stupid. (In his new car). He deserves an ass whooping for running away.

While I don't agree with D3V's POV on a fitting punishment, hit-and-runs really aren't cool kaos. Costs insurance companies extra money too. Just take the heat and admit you hit her.

OMG! Not the insurance companies! Whoever will save those POOR INNOCENT people.

I was riding my bike around Chicago and then all of a sudden a car whacks my bike, I go flying onto a different car and the car just rode for its life. This was at a red light crossing btw..the car hit me at about 40 M.P.H. I broke my leg, my arm, and sprained my neck..We found the fucker and sued the whore..unfortunetly I only got 6k..

Around chicago? omg thats right you live like 20-30 mins away!! Well did....

I used to work at an insurance company. So therefore, the company paying my salary was getting hurt. I also own stock in that company, and so when it loses excess money because of hit-and-runs, I lose money. I think I qualify as "innocent" in this situation.