World Record Thread

You sick son of a bitch.

Why?

We can buy Australian Smoked Cheese from the supermarket that comes in little tubes that you squeeze and it comes out.

We have that over here, but sometimes it gets too cold so we have to rub it up and down with a nice warm cloth until the cheese squirts out.

Warm cheese?! Eugh.

Cheese is much better cold, which is why you keep it in the fridge.

Your sexual innuendo frightens me in ways I cannot comprehend or undestand.

No, we aren't warming it, as room temperature cheese is disgusting. But sometimes it... You know, gets too cold and hard. So then we just have warm it up a tiny bit until it's warm enough to squirt.

WOW! I really got the subject of cheese going huh? Well anywase, anybody here like sharp cheddar cheese?

Yeah, I do.

But I hate dick cheese.

what is with everyone here, geez?

It's more or less the place we go to vent or say things our parents/ girlfriends/ wives would disown us for saying.

Parents. You actually think people who spend their lives on forums have girlfriends or wives?!

And yes, sharp cheddar is nice. The best type is exceptionally strong stuff - makes your eyes water just by looking at it and the taste! Unbelievable!!

And yes, sharp cheddar is nice. The best type is exceptionally strong stuff - makes your eyes water just by looking at it and the taste! Unbelievable!!

Agreed!

Why would anyone want to take shots of vodka out of a person's foreskin?

And why not? It'd kill any infection, at least.

Why would anyone want to take shots of vodka out of a person's foreskin?

yes pls...

A friend of mine told me someone asked if they could do that to him.

What an interesting thing to ask.

Did he say yes or no?

Lenny I got a haircut.

Use your best judgement. He said "No."

Lenny I got a haircut.