Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?

Hmm, yea.. Lemme get a number 10 make that steak, extra steak, easy rice, no baja sauce, add creamy jalepeno sauce, nacho cheese, and sour cream please.

"What kind of drink"

Code red please.

"would you like sauce?"

Yea lots of fire!

Two straws and lots of napkins.

"ok your total is $8.73 please drive around to the window"



Yes it's 4:am and Im eating a Grilled Stuft Burrito, PWN.

You suck... lol i would go out and order but im a fucking non driver. ..

muahhaha, i had a grilled stuffed burrito early, and a cheesy gordita crunch.

I like the Steak Soft tacos also, mucho pwno.

lol, I just had TB a few days ago, got like 10softs, 5hards and a #8 for myself.

Grande Combo!

That sounds semi-expensive. Well, not really.

Well, all the shit I added to it costs alot yea, but normally with steak the combo with the Burrito which is huge, nachos and cheese, and a drink is usually under or about $5.

Mexican Pizza and two chicken quesodillas.

I worked there when I was 16 or so, heh I got fired when the manager got an attitude with me and I threw a stack of Mpizzas on her, every since then I can't eat them.

Toca ball is fucking the greatest EVER. Now I'm jealous...

Mexican pizzas own you all.

I like the Steak Soft tacos also, mucho pwno.

The sauce is addictive.

I can't eat too much taco bell. For some reason it makes me really sick a lot of times, and the only Taco Bell's around here are pretty dumpy and there are stories about some guy giving some girl HIV by doing "something" in her taco (haha, I just realized how that sounded). But yeah, 4 AM food pwns, I just stick to waffle house

That is funny, sad, and unlikely, all at once.

Um... ya that would call for some serious retribution. Also, I don't want to hear that shit about Taco Bell... I was gonna go there for lunch. Now I gotta think about... somethin in tacos. Bah

Sorry for ruining your lunch, but who knows, it could of saved you from a nasty little surprise in your burrito

I always think about...something in tacos.

Lettice...tomato.....sour cream.

I always think about...something in tacos. Lettice...tomato.....sour cream.

LOL!

Just don't get sour cream on whatever you order, then it should be easy to spot any....unwanted substances in your food.