Ahh yes, I slammed my four fingers (not the thumb) in a van door once. That fucker hurt. It locked automatically too, and I was the last one getting out so I had to wait for the driver to fumble for the keys, unlock the driver side, then unlock the sliding door.
I was young, but I was just like "Open the goddamn fucking door!" ... Like 11 or so.
Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
A childhoodfriend of my dad's cut his right testical off and bout a third of his penis when he fell down from a swingset and it got caught on a sharp rusty metal piece.