The ugliest chick you would do.

How low would you go??
You must be sober!! (I'll post mine tomorrow)

I don't have a picture of your mom.

IMHO, there's a lot of bad a paper bag can make disappear.

Unless the lass is a whale. You need more than a paper bag then.

You need a truck.

You need a truck.

A hefty harpoon and perhaps something to hoist her should do. Unless you're into necrophilia then I suppose hitting her with a truck first would be alright.

Already did her, won't go any lower, lol. She wasn't fat or anything, just not that attractive.

At least you have a standard now :P

w0rd.

That one chick I fucked recently, fuck.. I was stoned so I guess that's why. I felt so disgusting afterwards, like.. it was bad. I told her to go home, lol.

She was definitely the worst chick I have, and ever will sleep with.

I would love to watch her apply mascara.

D:
That better not be a real human face.

thats gotta be a guy.

Or a female Snorlax.

That one chick I fucked recently, fuck.. I was stoned so I guess that's why. I felt so disgusting afterwards, like.. it was bad. I told her to go home, lol. She was definitely the worst chick I have, and ever will sleep with.

You're not talking about Tutti are you

The ugliest chick would be the one that requires you to wear a paper bag over your own head just in case hers falls off.

You're not talking about Tutti are you

No, we got divorced, she's unfaithful.

That was quick.

That was quick.

Stfu WALLOW.

I really don't care. She had the boyfriend before we got married, while I was down at AIT training for the military, she was fucking around on the internet. Actually found herself another WoW Boyfriend, shes already living with him. So, its w/e I've got my girlfriend I'm happy.