/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows ME"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
if (system_ok())
crash(and_fuck_shit_up)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);