Windows XP Source code Released

Profile · Posted 2002-12-21, 10:26 AM

/* Source Code to Windows XP */
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "win98skin_me.h"
#include "winNT.h"
#include "overload_gfx.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "crash.h"
#include "crashalot.h"
#include "crashsomemore.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
#define CRASH = ALOT

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_200_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows ME"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

if (system_ok())
crash(and_fuck_shit_up)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}

create_general_protection_fault();
}