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Things you will never hear a woman say.
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Posted 2005-08-09, 06:18 PM
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say


Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
I think hairy butts are really sexy.
I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
This diamond is way too big!
I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
What do you mean today's our anniversary?
I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
Does this make my butt look too small?
I'm wrong, you must be right, again.
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Posted 2005-08-09, 07:37 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Things you will never hear a woman say."
Nice, but what about

¤ Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?

Likin' the avatar
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Posted 2005-08-09, 07:46 PM in reply to S2 AM's post starting "Nice, but what about ¤ Why don't you..."
Turn gay, then you won't have to deal with them.
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Posted 2005-08-09, 07:51 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Turn gay, then you won't have to deal..."
Exactry!
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Posted 2005-08-09, 08:41 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Exactry!"
Are you not bi-sexual these days?
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Posted 2005-08-09, 09:14 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Things you will never hear a woman say."
That was fucking retarded. Bye.
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Posted 2005-08-09, 11:22 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Turn gay, then you won't have to deal..."
Not if (most) queers act so feminine. Then its twice as annoying.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 01:04 AM in reply to Kaneda's post starting "Not if (most) queers act so feminine...."
Most don't, you cretin.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 02:45 AM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Most don't, you cretin."
Most do.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 08:42 AM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Most don't, you cretin."
Hmm, strange, we have to homo's on this board and neither of you ever thought about hooking up?
Wow.

Here's some:

- Go ahead and have sex with my friends
- You can hit me all you want, I don't mind the abuse at all. It helps keep me level.
"why I've gotta be one of the cool kids just to walk by/
- without being tripped, thrown down on the ground and kicked/
Insulting me for no reason, I was treated like shit/
The teachers let it happen/
I've even seen some of them teachers laughing/
That's why I had a smile on my face when I started blastin/" - Ill Bill - The Anatomy of a School Shooting
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Posted 2005-08-10, 10:14 AM in reply to Original Sin's post starting "Hmm, strange, we have to homo's on this..."
Original Sin said:
Hmm, strange, we have to homo's on this board and neither of you ever thought about hooking up?
Don't think mantra hasn't tried...
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Posted 2005-08-10, 12:37 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Things you will never hear a woman say."
Heard these:

Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. (Didn't say that exactly but it was what was insinuated)

I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress. (During a conversation about rich people)

I'm wrong, you must be right, again. (She was joking)

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2005-08-10, 04:09 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Things you will never hear a woman say."
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I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.
You might hear this one because either
  • She's talking about someone else's shoes
  • She'll throw out one pair of tattered running shoes to get you off her back, the rest aren't useless and are thus exempt
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Posted 2005-08-10, 04:12 PM in reply to WetWired's post starting "You might hear this one because either..."
Go read an encyclopedia.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 04:12 PM in reply to Original Sin's post starting "Hmm, strange, we have to homo's on this..."
Original Sin said:
Hmm, strange, we have to homo's on this board and neither of you ever thought about hooking up?
Wow.
1) It wouldn't work out.
2) I have somebody
3) We secretly hate each other.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 04:17 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post "Things you will never hear a woman say."
kockblocker1 said:
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
I've heard that one... Well from a teenage girl... So does that count?
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Posted 2005-08-10, 04:19 PM in reply to pr0xy's post starting "I've heard that one... Well from a..."
That does count, indeed.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 05:29 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "That does count, indeed."
I have heard a few myself once in a blue moon.


How about Kagom or Mantra make one of these and we can compare.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 06:49 PM in reply to kockblocker1's post starting "I have heard a few myself once in a..."
Things you will never hear a gay guy say LOL:

- Hay let's NOT get AIDS!
- God is real!
- I'll only sleep with one man today!
- I think seducing that small boy would be wrong!
- I hate the song "It's Raining Men"!


Haha, take that, Mantra.
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Posted 2005-08-10, 07:52 PM in reply to Mantralord's post starting "Things you will never hear a gay guy..."
mantralord said:
Things you will never hear a gay guy say LOL:

- Hay let's NOT get AIDS!
- God is real!
- I'll only sleep with one man today!
- I think seducing that small boy would be wrong!
- I hate the song "It's Raining Men"!


Haha, take that, Mantra.
You sure showed him! /cheer
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