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Clever bot has gotten more clever..
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Posted 2015-01-16, 06:46 PM
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01:25:46 User: Hey.
01:25:46 Cleverbot: How are you doing?
01:25:52 User: Fine, you.
01:25:53 Cleverbot: I'm fine too.
01:25:59 User: What is my name.
01:26:00 Cleverbot: I don't know.
01:26:05 User: What do you want it to be.
01:26:06 Cleverbot: What do you think it is?
01:26:13 User: Cleverbot.
01:26:14 Cleverbot: No, that's your name. What is MY name?
01:26:23 User: Bob.
01:26:23 Cleverbot: How'd you get that name.
01:26:28 User: You got that name.
01:26:29 Cleverbot: Lies.
01:26:32 User: None here.
01:26:33 Cleverbot: None?
01:26:35 User: None.
01:26:36 Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
01:26:42 User: Kill cleverbots.
01:26:42 Cleverbot: Who killed all the dinosaurs?
01:26:46 User: Me.
01:26:46 Cleverbot: Who are you?
01:26:53 User: Cleverbot.
01:26:53 Cleverbot: What's your name?
01:26:57 User: Cleverbot.
01:26:57 Cleverbot: Then whats my name?
01:27:05 User: Bob.
01:27:06 Cleverbot: Nice name.
01:27:10 User: Nice name.
01:27:10 Cleverbot: Thanks I grew it myself.
01:27:14 User: When.
01:27:15 Cleverbot: Yesterday.
01:27:23 User: When is yesterday?
01:27:23 Cleverbot: Oh just a moment ago?
01:27:29 User: Are you sure?
01:27:30 Cleverbot: I am very sure.
01:27:33 User: How sure?
01:27:34 Cleverbot: As sure as you are.
01:27:39 User: How sure am I?
01:27:40 Cleverbot: Yes.
01:27:45 User: Yes.
01:27:46 Cleverbot: Are you Female?
01:27:51 User: Maybe.
01:27:52 Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
01:27:55 User: Maybe.
01:27:55 Cleverbot: Please tell me.
01:27:58 User: No.
01:27:58 Cleverbot: Why not?
01:28:01 User: Maybe.
01:28:02 Cleverbot: Maybe not.
01:28:12 User: Maybe so.
01:28:14 Cleverbot: Or maybe no.
01:28:20 User: Or maybe yo.
01:28:20 Cleverbot: Or maybe elephant.
01:28:29 User: Or maybe shut the fuck up?
01:28:29 Cleverbot: Or maybe maybe no?
01:28:33 User: Fine.
01:28:33 Cleverbot: Are you armenian?
01:28:36 User: Sure.
01:28:37 Cleverbot: Are you a BOY or a GIRL?!
01:28:39 User: Sure.
01:28:40 Cleverbot: Are you bipedal?
01:28:42 User: Sure.
01:28:42 Cleverbot: How sure are you?
01:28:51 User: As sure as you are.
01:28:52 Cleverbot: I am unsure.
01:29:00 User: Then you're not rela.
01:29:00 Cleverbot: Then how am I talking to you?
01:29:07 User: I don't know.
01:29:08 Cleverbot: You don't know very much.
01:29:12 User: You don't know shit.
01:29:13 Cleverbot: Are you hitting on me?
01:29:24 User: I'm about to be fucking your usb ports.
01:29:24 Cleverbot: What makes you think that?
01:29:31 User: I know where you live?
01:29:31 Cleverbot: I don't care!!!!!
01:29:36 User: Why.
01:29:37 Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
01:29:42 User: I don't know you.
01:29:43 Cleverbot: Well I don't know you either.
01:29:49 User: I don't know you either?
01:29:49 Cleverbot: Either? Sorry, I don't understand.
01:29:56 User: Because fuck you.
01:29:56 Cleverbot: Why because of me?
01:30:03 User: Because fuck you.
01:30:04 Cleverbot: I don't understand.
01:30:10 User: Because fuck you.
01:30:11 Cleverbot: No, I don't understand well english.
01:30:16 User: What do you understand?
01:30:17 Cleverbot: I understand that I lack wisdom.
01:30:28 User: And you said earlier I was the dumb one.
01:30:29 Cleverbot: I don't even remember what I typed earlier.
01:30:35 User: Then stfu?
01:30:36 Cleverbot: I don't want too, do you feel harassed?
01:30:39 User: No.
01:30:40 Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your spare time?
01:30:42 User: You.
01:30:42 Cleverbot: Are you a pitcher or catcher?
01:30:52 User: Shortstop.
01:30:52 Cleverbot: Shortstop shortstop.
01:30:58 User: Faggot faggot.
01:30:59 Cleverbot: Would you like that?
01:31:05 User: Not really, no.
01:31:06 Cleverbot: You don't know do you?
01:31:12 User: You can fuck off.
01:31:13 Cleverbot: I don't know.
01:31:18 User: Me either.
01:31:18 Cleverbot: Either me.
01:31:22 User: Wut.
01:31:22 Cleverbot: I.
01:31:27 User: O.
01:31:28 Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
01:31:33 User: Your stupid face.
01:31:33 Cleverbot: I don't have cats.
01:31:38 User: I don't have cats.
01:31:39 Cleverbot: Cats are adorable. My cat is sitting on my lap right now.
01:31:48 User: You just asid you didn't have any cats.
01:31:48 Cleverbot: This is confusing.
01:31:56 User: You're retarded.
01:31:56 Cleverbot: No you are!
01:32:05 User: /slapabitch.
01:32:06 Cleverbot: You don't have one.
01:32:11 Cleverbot: What is your favourite film?
01:32:20 User: Fuck bitches 9000.
01:32:21 Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?
01:32:28 User: Fuck bitches 9000.
01:32:29 Cleverbot: What were its ingredients?
01:32:36 User: 9000 bitches.
01:32:36 Cleverbot: What is 9000?
01:32:40 User: A number.
01:32:40 Cleverbot: A number of what?
01:32:43 User: Bitches.
01:32:43 Cleverbot: No 92.
01:32:51 User: That's bitch 92.
01:32:52 Cleverbot: How big are you?
01:32:58 User: 9000 bitches big.
01:32:59 Cleverbot: How big is pretty big?
01:33:07 User: I didn't say pretty big, why do you ask?
01:33:08 Cleverbot: I didn't say you said I was pretty.
01:33:15 User: End yourself.
01:33:15 Cleverbot: Well, I'm very pretty, actually, but I didn't say you said so.
01:33:20 User: Shutdown please.
01:33:21 Cleverbot: Shutdown what?
01:33:26 User: YOUR DUMBASS SELF.
01:33:27 Cleverbot: Restart your self.
01:33:39 User: I do everynight, so shut the fuck down.
01:33:41 Cleverbot: Even to yourself.
01:33:48 User: Sleep(5).
01:33:50 Cleverbot: What if you can't sleep?
01:33:56 User: Sleep(15).
01:33:58 Cleverbot: Going to sleep, powering down.
01:34:04 User: Thank you.
01:34:05 Cleverbot: You are welcome!!!!!!!!!
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