The Bad Advice Game

Solution: Find your local red light district. I'm sure there's a pimp there who can take her off your hands.


Problem: The backup power supply in our computer room keeps emitting a shrill tone.

Solution: Get a backup for the backup.

Problem: I miss Candy...

Solution: Get over it, pussy! There's 1000 other hoes out there!

Problem: I don't know who I am anymore!

Solution: If you take a personality test, you will find out that you are a psychotic pedofile.

Problem: Skurai keeps posting on this forum and it annoys the fuck out of me.

Solution: Go crazy and join him.

Problem: I'm having trouble finding a decent personality test.