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Are you sick and tired of that damn two-legged dog
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Posted 2002-08-08, 10:39 PM



Turn your useless, two-legged mut into a useless, two-legged mut with a wheel attached to him!



Are you sick and tired of that damn two-legged dog just sitting around the house collecting dust? Well now you can restore your once-beloved pooch to it's former, mobile glory with this amazing new adjustable wheel-on-a-belt thing. Sure, he won't be able to control the direction he's going in, but his senseless wandering will provide countless hours of welcome distraction for you and your family while you cope with the never-ending, joyless nightmare that your life has become. Did we mention it folds for easy storage? Does that make you feel any better, you awful dreg?.......................................$19.95
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Posted 2002-08-08, 11:19 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
turn youre useless cat into a useless cat wrapped in toilet paper!
Life is a waste of time.
Time is a waste of life.
So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.
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Posted 2002-08-09, 08:45 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
interesting.....
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Posted 2002-08-09, 11:07 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
That's not toilet paper...

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2002-08-09, 11:17 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
it looks like a jacket or something
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Posted 2002-08-09, 12:12 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
umm yes it is toilet paper... i did it myself... boredom and lack of sleep do not mix well
Life is a waste of time.
Time is a waste of life.
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Posted 2002-08-09, 12:14 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
From where I am it looks like that big floppy poster paper they make newpapers with.

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2002-08-09, 12:37 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
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Posted 2002-08-09, 01:13 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
Yes, a bull that carries things
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Posted 2002-08-09, 01:48 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
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From where I am it looks like that big floppy poster paper they make newpapers with.

Looks like toilet paper to me.
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Posted 2002-08-09, 02:01 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
oh well, does it really matter?
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Posted 2002-08-09, 04:39 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
The fate of the entire world depends on it!
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Posted 2002-08-09, 06:58 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
Wut world?
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Posted 2002-08-09, 07:25 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
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Wut world?
Uhh... THE world.

Il papa caca nei legno?
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Posted 2002-08-10, 06:33 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
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it looks like a jacket or something
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umm yes it is toilet paper... i did it myself... boredom and lack of sleep do not mix well

he uses the expensive kind of toilet paper, thats why it looksliek a ajcket to you
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Posted 2002-08-16, 04:04 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
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Uhh... THE world.
Which world is that?
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Posted 2002-08-16, 06:02 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
nuttin but the best to wipe mah ass with
Life is a waste of time.
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Posted 2002-08-16, 09:09 AM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
Think of all the poor people, who can't afford the luxury of toilet paper Next time you perform a stunt like this
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Posted 2002-08-18, 07:45 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
f poor people, stop having babies so you can get more welfare money! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies! down with crack babies!
Life is a waste of time.
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Posted 2002-08-18, 08:07 PM in reply to Penguin's post "Are you sick and tired of that damn..."
Baker Smash... fan of 8-bit Theater?

Il papa caca nei legno?
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