Fired

Hey everybody- i was just wondering if anybody has been fired from a job for doing something stupid and idiotic. For example, im a golf instructor at a golf camp on Long Island and to keep the children entertained i was preforming tricks. You know the usual, hitting 3 golf balls at once, standing on one leg, juggling, etc. After all this, one of the kids asked if i could hit a golf ball off his foot (he saw this in Happy Gilmore), so without thinking, i did. It might have been the best shot of my life, but my boss was not to happy and fired me three days later. So if u were fired for doing something stupid, but didnt realize it at the time, then just post here. Remember nothing is to stupid when ur young and foolish.

I've never been fired but then again I don't work. You can't fail if you don't try!

Ive never been fired from anything before... Im sure it will happen sometime though.

He couldn't have just warned you ? Noone got hurt!

HAHAHHAHAHA. The phone call I got when this happened was one of the bet ever.
Me: "hello?"
Bobby: "I'm retarded."

I spent the next 15 minutes trying not to laugh my ass off as he told me what happened. Learn from your mistakes!



And I've never been fired either.

I know. Thats what i asked but he told me that he couldnt trust me anymore around kids. So he fired me, which sucked, but it leaves my summer open to do alot of other things, so its not to bad. I just now have to find a way to make some money before school cause businesses arent hiring anybody that is leaving in a month






And JR- Quiting your job is fine, but not telling your parents is the stupidest thing in the word. Heres a funny story too.

Me- Hello
Jake- Im so fucked
Me-Why
Jake-UPS called and told my parents i needed an exit interview. Except i never told my parents about quiting.

I spent the next 15 trying not to laugh cause he really is screwed. So make sure u tell your parents if u quit haha

A ball off the foot eh? What club did you use?

I've never been fired before but I'm going to quit my job in September to go to college.

i used a 7 iron i hit it about 175 regular but off the foot i hit it about 200 it was incrediable. i loved it but now i just have to practice about 175 yard shots

I have never been fired, I came really close at my last job in the factory for racing on a propaine-powered forklift without even having a forklift license. But I still have good referalls from all my previous jobs. Yeah I know what you're thinking... I rock.
And I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes, I do have names for my testicles.

When I was younger I worked at Taco Bell and I almost got fired for giving away Choco Taco's to girls that show me their tits, but the manager that caught me thought it was just great. (but told me not to give the deserts away anymore :-/)

Back in my Taco Bell days, I pretty much went to work one day, and the manager was pms'ing so I walked out during the busiest hour never to return.

how manny times?

You can't fail if you don't try!

So true...

I worked at the Hess Gas Station with Shpook, we both got fired for stealing beer =\