Favorite Beer

i can't feel my muscles when im drinkin

i never feel my face or ass, cause i get hit alot oin the face and i fall alot on my ass.

Yah, I'm sure that's why your ass goes numb...

hammertime, uh oh uh oh

I can't feel my nose or teeth when I'm wasted.

Its my face for me. I can't feel a thing.

actually my whole body starts to go numb or close to it so i love rolling on carpet, it makes my whole body tingle

And that's the fun thing about drinking: numb body + no self-control = amusing times.

Oh yeah, and for some reason girls love when I am acting totally retarded drunk. Girls I dont even remember telling me how amazing I am... pretty cool shit i'd say

yea thats the best waking up with all these random girl numbers and not really remembering them

And that's the fun thing about drinking: numb body + no self-control = amusing times.

HA!

There was another party over the weekend. A surprise 16th Bday party for some girl that one of my friends fancies the pants off. Anyway, one of my other friends was there, had 2 cans of Carling, he was completely wasted within 30 minutes. They found him outside, shivering and he had to go into hospital for a day or two to check for Pnuemonia.

Not really funny, but the fact is he's supposed to be able to hold onto his drink.

Oh the life of a British kids friends...

One time I went to this party and on the way there we were all already sort of drunk and riding our bikes (bicycle...) So we were riding and all of the sudden we see this guy on a moped. The moped/helmet looked alot like that of someone we know so we blocked the road and told him to stop... After a minute of talking to him we realise it isnt the guy we know but someone else and he's propably shitting his pants being held by 8 people...thinking we'd beat him up/rob him or something.

for some girl that one of my friends fancies the pants off.

Hahahahahahahah a

Anyway, one of my other friends was there, had 2 cans of Carling, he was completely wasted within 30 minutes.

Completely wasted after two drinks?? That's ridiculous.

Well he is an athletic, tall, Ginger lad who apparently drinks a bottle of Vodka a week.

Or so they say...

EDIT: His nickname for a few years used to be "Serious Dan"...that says a lot about him.

some girl that one of my friends fancies the pants off.

You British have the queerest phrases. So cute.

yea like she said, the british are queers

Nah. They just have queer phrases.

I'da thunk that most of our phrases came from your guys...for some reason.

Next thing you'll be saying is that you've never heard: "Bless your little cotton socks!" before.

Anyway, the guy who had 2 beers and got wasted? Came into school today, and his pupils were crazy!

Quite literally: O o

Bless your little cotton socks?

Wtf? Lenny you truely are weird.