!King_Amazon!: I talked to him while he was getting raped
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[quote=!King_Amazon!]notices he's 3 inches shorter than her son and he's circumcised [quote]
JR, do you remember the night we made love? You threw me on the bed, and as you leaned to dominate me you took the same stance as Captain Obvious. You told me that the only lover you ever needed was me. That we would never be apart. I wept as I took "Cap'n O" in my mouth, but you said it was the only way to please you. I did things for you and to you that tainted me eternally in the eyes of our Lord. I gave you everything.
Then in the morning you said you had to go to breakfast with your mom. But that was a lie. I know. Because you drove straight home. You didn't know I installed google latitude on your phone, did you?
You won't even return my calls. I know you just press the ignore button. When I'm outside your window I see you do it. I see everything you do. You pretend I don't exist. But you still kept the scarf I gave you. I know you still love me.
Did you forget what you said to me that night?
Because I remember.
I remember.
Best. Post. Ever.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
!King_Amazon!: I talked to him while he was getting raped
[quote][16:04] jamer123: GRRR firefox just like quit on me now on internet exploder[quote]
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[quote=!King_Amazon!]notices he's 3 inches shorter than her son and he's circumcised [quote]
!King_Amazon!: I talked to him while he was getting raped
[quote][16:04] jamer123: GRRR firefox just like quit on me now on internet exploder[quote]
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[quote=!King_Amazon!]notices he's 3 inches shorter than her son and he's circumcised [quote]
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