God, if he exists.
Jesus, if God doesn't exist.
If Jesus was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Albert Einstein.
If Albert Einstein was a complete historical fabrication which I doubt, then Chuck Palahniuk.
Oh or maybe Salvadore Dali, or Jimi Hendrix, it'd be tight to get a guitar lesson from Jimi or a painting lesson from Salvadore... I guess I didn't say those guys because I was looking for answers to things first.
Jesus.
George W. Bush (so I can suckerpunch him)
Buddah
Einstein
Quote:
!King_Amazon!: I talked to him while he was getting raped
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[quote=!King_Amazon!]notices he's 3 inches shorter than her son and he's circumcised [quote]
TuPac
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Jackie Chan
Hitler (so I could converse with him about his evil plans)
Buddah
Lucifer
Carmen Electra
J.R.R. Tolkien
Denzel Washington (he's a cool black guy)
Seth MacFarlane (genuis)
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That's all I can think of at the moment.
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A snowman made entirely out of weed.