The Zelaron Government

Jessifer, you're thinking about my dick. I'm so embarrassed.

But I'm a guy. I know how mean that would be.

Kangom can be the fag hulk.

Just cut off his balls and make him a eunic. He can take care of the women

I don't want Eunichs.

KJ likes testicles.

Jessifer, you're thinking about my dick. I'm so embarrassed.

Yes, in addition to sharp and potentially hazardous obects. Does that get you off, baby?

Ask my girlfriend, ninja.

Ask KJ, Fag Hulk.

Ask my girlfriend, ninja.

Okay, if you say so...

Oh Mantra, we have some questions for you...

Just keep him away from the sister-ray.

Agreed. My quad laser beam and orbital partical cannon are much better anyways.

And dark-haired emo-boys.

Defintely agreed. In fact the sheriff won't let anyone be emo in Zelaron. It is against the law.

And don't let him pro-create.

Deal. I hate women about as much as I do emo's, fake chefs, fake goths, boy bands, eggplants, and dolls.

Same goes for kids which I will often steal from you to do experiments with.

So does that make you... gay?

It makes -Spector- gay.

No. It makes me full of hatred for humans. I would sooner kill the disease infested filth heaps before touching one.

So does that make you asexual?

So does that make you asexual?

Same answer as above. Find me a smart and clean women otherwise die.

Hmm.. the search is on.

Hmm.. the search is on.

Good luck. Seriously you will need it.

No.....you need the luck hotdog.

No.....you need the luck hotdog.

I'm not the one looking lol. I'm smarter than that. I already know my request is asking for too much.