World Record Thread

Death by lead.

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132,372,912 * 10^14

Damn the Damnless

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Mother, may I comb your hair?

The banana explosions in my mouth leave her senseless.

But the obligatory yawning horse is nowhere to be found in the countless resolutions made by Emperor Grog.

So how is it that man continues to fail and is replaced by those less suited to survive?

Ponderisms are only ponds when they are filled with water or answered by a caged child.

May she forever rest defiled.

In my arms (:

*strokes*

Easier than it looks but harder than it feels.

The iris is the pupil of my adoration.

The floodgates of our unconscious have been opened to the sea of scientific discographies.

Frodo looked down and commented on how hairy he was getting as he grew older.

The infatuation of the gray shark lies in the minds of those who try to catch that train of thought.

The unintended pause between tracks because of taxed computer processing powers limits the believability that the band is really "In my room" as they sell the surround sound I do not have.

You can not go to a high class theater to view a rock opera, or can you?

The divisions between the poor and the rich do not start with the filth and the noble. Nor do they end or pause on those diversities.