Heh. It was at a park for me, and a mom and her kids walked into the bathroom and we jumped up on the toilet in the stall, waited for them to leave, and then proceded. It was fucking HOT! Some of the best sex I've ever had.
Well. There literally is feces all over the place in there ...so you're getting all intermingled with hundreds of peoples' bacteria from their crap. Mmmm ...hot, right? :P.
Doing it in a bathroom though!? :P I hope it was clean at least, geez.
The bathroom was newly constructed, so it was pristine. It had been completed practically the day before. And we weren't in a stall, we were on the counter next to the sinks. Good times, and the riskyness of it is what made it so exhilarating.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
Time to start a new discussion...the Bathroom sex one is disturbing.
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From the mind of someone who doesn't know the first thing about programming: Would it be possible to do it using Random numbers? But it would also need to have some kind of access to the forum database...find out the number of total threads. Using a random number it picks one - that thread number e.g. 545870. Then it would, knowing how many posts are in that thread from the database, pick another random number and copy that post...but how?
Then finds another thread, that is active (more random numbers?) and posts it.
Sigh. I had to clean the woman's bathrooms yesturday at work. The handicap stall was...foul. There was, quite literally, shit on the floor. Not a lot, but I still used like...a TON of tp so I didn't have to touch it, and it smelled so freakin' horrible. I left the stall dry-retching, and getting sympathetic looks from other people who were in there.