Is glorious return of number one homosexual

As am I.

I love you guys.

It is acceptable to say to young, German men "Gib mir einen blasen."

Umm.. I'm not very familiar with that last word, but judging by the others, I think I know what it means....

Takes a pedophile to know a pedophile.

Takes a pedophile to know a pedophile.

I am NOT a Pedophile!

I bet your name is Peter File.

*gasps*

I'd say I love you too, but I know how you feel about non-platonic heterosexual relations.

I bet your name is Peter File.

Yeah, well, I bet your name is.... Dead...Pool....

I pity you.

It's slang for "Give me a blowjob."

.....

It's obvious I should know something like that.

Obviously.

In fact you might say it's...bovious.

In fact you might say it's...bovious.

Bovious...? Beyond.... obvious?

You're too young to know.

..........


wait, i thought jizmo was bak

In fact you might say it's...bovious.

Gasp!

You're too young to know.

Adjective for something that is so apparent, so obvious, that even a cow would know it. From "obvious" and "bovine".