Stupid things you've done recently

I literally got stabbed in the crotch. Got jeans to prove it, too.

What with? A stiletto? A penknife? A rusty spoon?

A short dagger I used to carry around my neck.

I couldn't pee right that night.

Luckily it wasn't sharpened.

I literally got stabbed in the crotch. Got jeans to prove it, too.

He really does!!!! He showed me and all of his friends (the real friends that don't stab their friends in the croch with unsharpined knives!!)

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

A mid-air roll sounds like a good way to earn a concussion or fatal injury.

A mid-air roll gives your jump style, though... as long as you land right.

Methinks he meant a roll when you hit he ground.

Methinks he meant a roll when you hit he ground.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

A mid-air roll sounds like a good way to earn a concussion or fatal injury.

Rolling when you land can turn a bone-breaking height jump into a barely-injuring height jump. It distributes the shock throughout your body rather than your feet or whatever you land on.

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And that is the stupidest think I've done....

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS going on cheeseburgers? And that is the stupidest think I've done....

Don't post grammer that's so bad it takes people like me a minute to figure out what exactly you were writing.

Translation:
What's going on cheeseburgers?!
And that is the dumbest thing I've done...
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Unnecessary comment: I love cheese and cheeseburgers!!!

Hooking up with my now ex-girlfriend was a huge mistake.

The same girlfriend who had the ring?

the stupidest thing well hell i've done so many i can't really think i'd say

"hey look its raining wet rain downwards cool"

I would pick on you for this, but it's just too easy.

well no shit really?! i didn't notice.....

The same girlfriend who had the ring?

Yes. Huge error.

hmm i did a stupid thing yesterday i tried to do a flare with short pants on the street(not the side walk) oooh the damn burn i got....

I don't even want to know what that is.

Recently the stupidest thing I have done which im not proud of at all was smoke pot last weekend.

Honestly wish i wouldnt have.

a flare is a breakdancing move........ i posteda bout it.......