You KNOW the mods wouldn't be able to not play around with them every chance they get. Lots and lots of "WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY TITLE WAAH WAAAH" would start
How long have some of you been seniors? Too long be my guess. How about... Exceeds 10,000 posts earns a title? Exceeds 1,000? It would promote better activity and keep poeple posting... As if Zelaron isn't addictive as it is =D