Right hand.

Nope, never tried punching someone hard in the face. I suppose the cheek and jaw bones would get in the way...but surely it can't be that bad?

Why not just use a big stick? Less damage to you...and if the end snaps off, then you've not only got two sticks to bop 'em with, but two sticks with jagged ends.

DFD I honestly expected more out of you.

Pretty much.

Im about to go on a date. Wish me luck. Oh wait, it's hopeless .

K so ...on my date tonight ...I almost got arrested ROFL. I was at a park after closing hours and they almost booked me for criminal trespassing :P.

Sounds like a groovy date.

Punch anyone in the face?

Nah, not this time, lol.

They should have booked you for accidental sexual assault as well.

Accidental?!

How can you accidentally Sexually Assault someone?

"Oh, sorry for feeling you up Miss. It was a purely accidental, really. My hand has a mind of it's own."

Sure...

Ask him for full details of the story... if you dare.