I have an announcement to make.

i get top bunk! and ill let u know ill get into the habit of wetting my bed

I have this nasty habit of killing people with dull rusty machetes dipped in AIDS. You get the worse end of the deal.

Dipped in AIDS!!

Own?

It's actually dipped in HIV, not aids..

Right now, I am really high. I just got back from a roady and it is really fucking hard to keep my eyes open. This is the third time I have smoked pot today. I am so fucking high I do not even care that I got drug tested. Fuck 'em all, let's just party. I saw something on Reuters that said Alaska is debating on whether to make pot legal. I just want to say: Power to Alaska, man. I am planning on vacationing there this summer with a couple of my buds. I can't fucking wait. I hope this post was sufficient enough to make you all understand what my current situation is. Fuck, I am so baked.

No offense intended, but I think your full of shit.

And you're full of stupid. Everbody wins!

No offense intended, but I think your full of shit.

I was coming down from my high. So... fuck you?

Your a good speller high, I would have had trouble with announcement.

I did have trouble - it took me about twenty minutes to spell everything right.

Team America Excerpt:

"Everybody has AIDS"