Mantralord's guide to getting staff positions at Zelaron.

Rurouni Storm quit on his own, and same with Adrenachrome. The staff had nothign to do with that!

All three of them left of their own accord. Nice try, Ganga. Better luck next time.

So why would anyone want to become staff again?

I meet the requirements and I was staff for a brief period of time (News Poster).

I thought there was a few more things, Mantra

4) You have to be Chrusher's butler
5) You have to buy the staff expensive gifts
6) Oral pleasure

I thought there was a few more things, Mantra 4) You have to be Chrusher's butler 5) You have to buy the staff expensive gifts 6) Oral pleasure

Perhaps I'm not destined for greatness...

I thought there was a few more things, Mantra 4) You have to be Chrusher's butler 5) You have to buy the staff expensive gifts 6) Oral pleasure

Come on, you don't have to include your own fantasy of giving Chruser oral pleasure on that list. I mean, I know he's a straight-up thug niqqa and everything, but that's just nasty.

That was by far the worst "Kagom is a faggot" joke ever.

No, you're the worst kagom is a faggot joke ever.

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