Ask Arkantis and Kagom

Ouch, it looks like between this incident and trying to merge the two "ask me" threads RS is 2/2 in poor judgement calls. what a cool mod. to stay on topic What does 1+1 equal?

1+1=2 In most cases but usually it is used in some sexual context so it either equals 2 to 18 I dont know how many babys ppl are haveing at at time now.

but usually it is used in some sexual context so it either equals 2 to 18 I dont know how many babys ppl are haveing at at time now.

And my question is: WTF are you talking about? Usually it's used in some sexual context? Not in my math class.

Heh. 1 man + 1 woman = However many babies they decide to have.

Anywho. Favorite color?

Lol or that.

1) what is your preference, Pepsi or Coke

THE QUESTION OF THE CENTURY LADIES AND GENTS

Lol or that. 1) what is your preference, Pepsi or Coke THE QUESTION OF THE CENTURY LADIES AND GENTS

I pick
Jack Daniels {sic} pepsi




(with jack daniels)

Aren't you underage?

Pft since whene has age ever stopped YOU from doing anything. It sure as hell hasnt stopped me any.

1.) Do you sleep naked?
2.) Do you beat off to chicks in your dreams?
3.) Do you ever dream of killing people?
4.) Do you look at porno and beat off while someone is in your house?
5.) Do you read german?

Why does everyone seem to be fantasizing about Ark pounding the pud? I can understand asking questions. Hell, I can ever understand asking a question of this nature I suppose... Several? Wtf?

Some people are curious.

Because they want to know if they are normal with their actions probably... This thread kinda sucks, mainly because these answers aren't witty, funny, or clever in any way, shape, or form. Someone like Raziel, Grav, or Robotic need to make one of these threads for it to be interesting.

Anywho. Favorite color?
Black
Aren't you underage?
Yes
1.) Do you sleep naked?
No
2.) Do you beat off to chicks in your dreams?
NO
3.) Do you ever dream of killing people?
Often
4.) Do you look at porno and beat off while someone is in your house?
Never
5.) Do you read German?
NO
Why does this thread exist.
Why don’t your questions have a question marks at the end? And because I made it.

Since I have ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE, ask me questions and I will awnser them in the best way fit.

Do you find Lady Bugs sexy? (directed at both of you)

Staying on the topic of homoerotic questions:

Whats the wierdest thing you've ever beat off to?

How long is your dub?

Wanna chunnel?

Do you think that DFD is into insect porn as I think he is? If I told you he jacks off to Dung Beetle's mating, would you find it amusing, sick, or wouldn't you care? (Directed at both of you.)

Uhm, I just find that creepy as fuck But i'm more psychotic than DFD is, and more disturbing. But I find it sick.

Staying on the topic of homoerotic questions: Whats the wierdest thing you've ever beat off to? How long is your dub? Wanna chunnel?

I really think the weirdest thing i ever beat off to was a woman screwing a snake (dude, i was drunk And yes, I drank behind my mom's back, but only that one time, i was semi-aware of what happened)

Why does it matter how long it is? If you aren't my sex partner (wife) than it isn't your business.

Uhm, chunneling is bad for my heart. >.> <.<

1) what is your age?
2) what is your grade in school?
3) Did you reallu jack off to a woman fucking a snake....?
4) why did you do that?
5) you know that god looks down on you for masturbating?

1) what is your age? 2) what is your grade in school? 3) Did you reallu jack off to a woman fucking a snake....? 4) why did you do that? 5) you know that god looks down on you for masturbating?

I am 16
I am a Sophomore
No I didn't, I just really didn't have anything to say about weird jacking off
I didn't (I have had alcohol, but never been drunk)
Yes I know, but usually I'm sorry and I end up going to confession anyway

How hard must it be to confess to a holy man that you jack off?

How hard must it be to confess to a holy man that you jack off?

Very fucking hard Dude, I try to be good, but yeah, I'm trying to not jack off. But humans screw up, just get back on and try again.

I don't want to hear about the lives of losers. If I did, I'd go read one of D3V's past posts. You guys are above this [or maybe not]. FFS, close this.