Great quotes

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"yep" -zagggon

"Aim low in life, if you happen to do better, that's great."
My friend Chris told me that once, when I was feeling rather depressed about my future and not being able to live up to my own expectations... I got a huge laugh out of it, and it made me feel a lot better. Anyway, he claims to of came up with it himself.

It s very similar to something i heard in the simpsons.
It was something like "Aim very low in life. That way if you screw up no one will know."

"Eat my shorts."

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
- Agatha Christie

"Me no speak Chinese."

i forgot where i heard this i think it was a movie
"When you hit rock bottom, the only place to go from there is up"

I remember that. No remember from where though.



"Guess there's no shortcut."

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice." - Some song I heard on the radio.

"OH! MY TI-TAYS!!" Fat Bastard.

Classic.

My quote was from some disney movie. I think it was like Atlantis or something.

"Jim"

"You win some, lose some. Its all the same to me!" Motorhead, Ace of Spades

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

and

why am i fighting to live if im just living to fight
why am i trying to see when there aint nothing in sight
why am i trying to give when no1 gives me a try
why am i dying to live if im just living to die

"You're an idiot!" Me.

"b00b-chucks!"
- Xian, the ninja-wanna-be voice in my head.

"I have a voice in my head...and it is telling me to kill you!




















And to dip myself in ranch dressing while wearing a G-string." My bro.