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View Poll Results: Whats the best substitute for a condom?
Sock 2 6.90%
Paper Bag 2 6.90%
Tin Foil 4 13.79%
Tape 6 20.69%
Other (plz state) 15 51.72%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

 
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Posted 2003-01-28, 07:15 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Wow, thats interesting... Little DFD's running around wild terrorizing Zelaron!
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Posted 2003-01-29, 07:29 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Hum.....How about abstinence. That one always seemsto work. DUH! What, am I the only one who thinks that.
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Posted 2003-01-29, 02:07 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
StonedVegeta said:
Hum.....How about abstinence. That one always seemsto work. DUH! What, am I the only one who thinks that.
Shut up vigin noobie.. lol j/k

I myself would opt for plastic wrap also... in combination with a not soo tight, but tight enough rubber-band near yer stomach, you should be good to go
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Posted 2003-01-29, 11:18 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Titusfied said:
Wow, thats interesting... Little DFD's running around wild terrorizing Zelaron!
They forgot to feed me again.

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er er LOL
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Posted 2003-02-07, 09:48 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Thats not right....lol
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Posted 2003-02-07, 11:13 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
PROTECTION?!?!?! FUCK THAT, IM SWINGING FREE!!!!!
if absolutly nessessary, paper bag
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Posted 2003-02-08, 10:46 AM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
1 solution and PERFECT substitute, ZIP-LOCK BAG, just zip it around, fold the wrest around, put an elastic at the bottom and your set! just keep in mind if u ever use this, i suggest not to pump your lady too hard or for sure it will break...
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Posted 2003-02-08, 03:02 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
tape cause it will be funny for somebody to actually do that.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.
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Posted 2003-02-08, 03:46 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Damn, tinfoil would hurt like hell.
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Posted 2003-02-08, 04:18 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Plastic rap.

 
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Posted 2003-02-08, 04:21 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Balloon.
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Posted 2003-02-08, 04:44 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
A rubber glove, definetly a rubber glove.
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Posted 2003-02-08, 04:46 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
OMGF LETS GET HORNY TALK SEX LONG TIEM!!232111~~~
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Posted 2003-02-09, 04:19 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
Lets not and say we did
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Posted 2003-02-09, 08:47 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
i like the mouth idea really
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Posted 2003-02-09, 09:21 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
if your the type of guy who would do it, just stick it in her ass then you dont have to wory about getting her pregnant, but then another worry arises, is she clean?
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Posted 2003-02-10, 01:25 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
what if her sperm leaks out her ass into her ................................................?
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Posted 2003-02-10, 04:39 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
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what if her sperm leaks out her ass into her ................................................?
Well then your sperm are pretty fucking heroic swimmers.....
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Posted 2003-02-10, 05:47 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
mantralord said:
A rubber glove, definetly a rubber glove.
whatever you say Mr 2 by 2...
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.
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Posted 2003-02-10, 08:12 PM in reply to -Spector-'s post "best supstitute for a condom"
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Well then your sperm are pretty fucking heroic swimmers.....
hahah nice 1
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