Puerto Rico

If it's really that awesome, then there must be stories. Sharing time!!

Well, here goes the story:
1) When we got to the hotel, there was a problem with my room and our golf package. The package that we were under didnt cover room expenditures, (such as getting a second room) which would add about 3,000$ ontop of the bill that we were already paying. Well, the hotel didnt see this fitting and upgraded the room to the Ocean Suite (goes for 3,500$ a night in prime season) for no extra cost. Plus they took 25% off of our golf bill.

2) I won nearly 1500$ in the casino, which was awesome. It has now allowed me to buy my 360.

3) I drank ever night, and really didnt spend alot on booze, since i did well in the casino. They paid for my tap and all i had to do was tip the bartender.

4) I hung out with some latinas around the beach when i wasnt gambling or playing golf, and i saw them take off thier tops, even when it wasnt a nude beach.

5) The food rocked

6) IT NEVER RAINED

All in all, the best trip of my life so far.

Hooray for topless attractive women!

oh yea

Hell yeah!

Email + pics of topless women =

Now send them

I never took pictures. I dont need a camera to remember them

You SUCK!!!!

Only at weekends.

Thursday too if there's nothing else to do.

Does it pay well?

It depends on the customer.

If they look rich, then you charge them per minute, if not, then per 5 minutes. If you do that, then you makeit last as long as possible and with exorbitant fees.

Either that, or charge per... yeah, that's just wrong.

Why do you get me into these situations?! If I was a Puerto Rican I'd be able to walk the streets safe in the knowledge that I wouldn't be asked such difficult questions, but noooo.

Back to the topic at hand - yes, it does pay well, sometimes. You've just got to advertise in the right places.

I love how totally corrupt Lenny has become.

im curious as to how he knows so much....

In reply to JR, my friend sat next to me has just said: "THey don't know just quite how much do they?"

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To TH, I read or hear something somewhere, and I'm able to soak up the information like a sponge. SO if you squeezed my head, I'd lose everything.

Hahaha Lenny if you plan on being as corrupt as the rest of us, you've still got a ways to go.

Don't worry, I have limits.

Oh. Well that's fucking boring.

psh, who needs limits?

Yah. Be like Katie. She has no limits whatsoever. Old, young, male, female, ostrich, giraffe, platapus... It's all the same to her.

Hmmmm... I see.

Do we get a 30-day free trial for any of these... activities?