World Record Thread

A ha ha ha...your wit is killing me.

Does she know you have one ball?

I don't know...probably not...don't matter though...I seriously doubt we'll be going out togetherm if ever we do, for long enough...

Just tell her staight up, look, jenny I like you and there's something you should know about me. I...I...I'm only half man, look! Then she will feel sad and let you bang her. DONE.

ROFLCAKES!!!!!!!!!!

And I thought that it was gonna go something like:

Look, Jenny I like you very much. Will you go out with me???

He he he...silly Lenny...

Dude, chicks love guys w/ stuff like that! I totally forgot about your one nut! lol. now you just have to make up tight story about how you lost it....something like you were in africa w/ your parents when you were like 10 and a tiger clawed you in the balls, and the doctors could only save 1.

Lol! Lol Lol Lol!!!

Let me make it clear for the reocrd now.

I DO NOT have only one ball.
I DO have two balls.

It was funny sig and I thought I'd use it as kaos put the time and effort into making it...

You gotta point though...

One thing that've I've found out, is that girls love trumpets. I've been playing the Trumpet for...9 or 10 years now, so really, I should be knee deep in girls, but no...I am however, liked by everyone who knows me...IRL......scary...he he he...

OMFG..I just realized undeadzombieguy's letters in his sig are UZG and not GNC...

YAM!! YAM YA YAMMY!!! Ya ya yam....

I can see how you made that mistake.

Actually I cant... elaborate.

Look from the bottom up...

G = G of course,

the Z looks like an N on its side.

The U is a C on its curved side pointing up...

I seriously want to get rid of this undeadzombieguy name.

Why??? Grrr....7 chars...screw you! Sorry, where were we???

Heh, you're right...THATS CRAZY!

Because I dont like it. I havent liked it since I signed up with it, but damnit I needed some help with my IPB fast! Since I was playing d2 at that moment and was killing zombie's I couldnt think of anything better, undead and guy were added so there would be less chance the name was taken.

I like it...what would you change it to if you could???

UndeadZombieGuy. I NEED CAPITAL LETTERS, OR I WILL DIE.

He he he...maybe if you start signing your posts it will make you less crazy???

Maybe there should be a hack on the forum in your User CP that lets you change your name from capital to lower case letters only...and you can only do it like once every 3 months for confusement?