Guilty or NOT Guilty

Not Guilty.

Ever not, not, not, not, do, not, not, do, not, do kiss a peace of cheese.

I don't kiss cheese.


Ever try to confuse someone, and fail miserably?

Not Guilty. I doubt failed!

Ever get confused and just couldn't answer a question?

Not guilty. I answered it.


Ever dance outside in the rain then have to go to some sort of practice?

Not Guilty. I've only had to go to a pratice in the rain, no dancing though.

Ever just quickly keep coming up with questions to raise post count?

Not guilty. I'd consider it mindless spam if I saw a person repeatedly doing it. And if the repeatedly spam, then a ban it is.

Ever eaten pet food because there was nothing else in the house?

Not guilty. I ate pet food as a dare.


Ever eat baby food over the age of 10?

Guilty, but I was kidnapped and had no choice.


Ever set someone's hair on fire?

Not guilty, but i have watched someone set their own hair on fire


Ever date someone taller than you?

Not Guilty - never dated.

Ever done something stupid for cash?

Guilty


Ever cry yourself to sleep

How did you know? Not Guilty.

Ever take a pillow and almost suffocate someone while their sleeping? That's horrible if you do.

Well whaddya know, Not Guilty!

Ever taken it upon your superior self to judge others?

Guilty. Not often, but sometimes i slip up


Ever spit in someones food/drink?

Guilty, but it was a joke and told them before any digesting would potentially occur.



Ever kick someone in the balls?

Not Guilty. I couldn't do that to a fellow man, I know how much it hurts.

Ever get knocked up-side the head with a blunt object?

Guilty.


Ever get kicked in the nuts for something you completely deserved, and still complain about it?

Def not guilty.

Ever do a backflip?

Half Guilty. I managed to get horizontal with my back facing down... and I kind of ran out of air. Splat.

Ever break a bone attempting an acrobatic move?

Guiltyyyyy. i broke my face on beam. no joke. the actual face bone


Ever break a bone doing something incredibly stupid (ex, pogosticking...)